Score: 7

"Ouch..."

submission: Music Catch 2

date: March 13, 2009

Not for the colourblind, I'm araid :/

Score: 10

"Haha"

submission: This Game is a Joke

date: July 16, 2008

It's porn, but it doesn't show up in the history. What's not to love?

Just make a sequel with an equally pointless "game" and more, higher resolution porn! Instant win, and probably Newgrounds Fame forevermore.

Still, well done on this one hit wonder, don't worry about making the sequel. It's pretty clear everyone loved it, so as long as you continue to put no effort into this series nobody can hold it against you. If you sell out and make a never-ending series with side quests and mini games and dialogue of any kind... well, you'll have fallen into the dark side of NG whoring.

But yeah, great submission, and good taste in chicks too.

Score: 9

"Funny"

submission: Button Ragz Treasure Hunt

date: June 13, 2008

The ending was so true :D

Anyway, rhyming was a little forced, (jig and dig? Cmoooon) but the animationw as cute and it was an original style of flash, so I'm definitely giving it a solid 9.

Score: 10

"Make a webcomic!"

submission: ~SpeedAnim:FreedomParty~

date: May 18, 2008

Gosh, that rocked.

The sheer randomness of it was partly what made it so great. You literally had no idea what was about to happen next. I love how the characters were looking for a script to act to in their own animation :P Very clever idea.

Anyway. seriously. Make a webcomic, then make an animation of your webcomic. The entire internet will worship you.

Score: 7

"Cut the talking"

submission: crossroads in the sky

date: May 10, 2008

PRetentious quasi meaningful rubbish. But great animation.

What was all the chatting about? It clearly meant absolutely nothing, it was just an attempt to sound deep and thoughtful on some supposedly implicit theme. Anyone can do that and to be honest it's almost never done well.

The animation was beautiful however, so that's your saving grace. Really loved the beginning with the albatross running alongside the flock of gulls and the sail boat. The movement was entirely natural, no seams or anything cheap like that, it was quite honestly breathtaking. Well done. I just wish you hadn't felt the need to add that nonsense at the end.

Score: 9

"Hmmm"

submission: Twist 2

date: May 9, 2008

Wow! Rank 8 with 4,2K points. Nice game, but I don't think I could face running through it again for a high score. It's pretty stressful.

If anything I'd say have more changes and stuff earlier on, so the easiness of the initial stage is offset by the increased multitasking which could also get you in a better mindset for later stages.

Anyway, fun game!

Score: 10

"Hot damn"

submission: Sheepy.

date: February 22, 2008

This game is so awesome! Once the blackies arrived I basically gave up and cried. Really fun, I had all perfects up to the blacks too!

An excellent and innovative concept too :D

Score: 7

"Hmm"

submission: Awesome Grounds

date: February 20, 2008

Well I get your point, although I personally don't find egoraptors flash that bad.

Still, yeah, you noticed a couple of things that are basically true... the animation is terrible, people bone off anything he does, no matter how funny it is.

I'd criticise the fact that you really didn't put any effort into the flash. yes I KNOW that was the whole point, but you could have made a proper parody of a pardoy. This one was obviously just thrown together and the voice needed a lot more clarity, I mean, I couldn't understand half of what you said, and it might have been funny, so speak up next time.

Anyway, yeah, half the reviews here are just fanboys brownnosing egoraptor for no real reason. You have the right to say what you think, and I respect that. Nonetheless I can't give this flash more than about 7, and I'm being as generous as I can.

Still, qudos for actually saying something instead of just sticking in with the crowd.

Score: 6

"Hmm"

submission: Shape-a-licious

date: February 15, 2008

It has so muc potential, but the bug where you get stuck in the wall is really game breaking.

Fix it and I'll vote 9/10

Score: 10

"One word summary!"

submission: Drone Wars

date: February 14, 2008

Well it's one of the best flash games I;ve ever played, but there's still room for improvement.

First off, the clicking thing. It's very, very difficult to click on the unit you want, especially when said unit is moving or surrounded by friends. It would be nice to see some way of cycling through all the different types of units (You have half the keyboard unused, I'm sure you could find a patch of keys and have one key for each unit type. There are only about 9 or so, and the mothership is already assigned to 0 )

Secondly, game speed. I know this has been mentioned before, and a lot of it is probably down to lag, but a game speed option (A slider from 1-5 maybe) would really make it nicer for people who want to rush through the missions.

Thirdly, and most importantly, enemy AI. They simply don't work fast enough. Creating three worker drones then a control drone then slooowly spitting out the lowest grade fighter (the triangular one, can't remember its name) You can actually destroy an enemy base with only one silo or with two of the second best fighter drones (again, names escape me) What I'd suggest is giving the enemy a better unit creation pattern, say with a greater focus on early economy and a later focus on high grade military production and technologies.

Which brings me onto my last point, one which has no doubt also been mentioned before. Technology research and unit production should NOT be done in the same queue. Make technology research a separate ship which takes a while to create, maybe, or vastly decrease the time taken for techs to be researched (in exchange for extra price, if you feel like balancing it)

Anyway to sum it all up, right now the game feels really good, certainly one of the best strategy flashes ever made, but lacks a polished feel to it. Right now I get the impression the only viable units are the best two military units, and there's no sense that, say, two units of the level below can take on one unit of the level above, despite costing more.

But don't take this criticism badly. They're just suggestions, and even if you leave all these things alone, you'll still have an easy 10/10 game which beats many of the best performances I've seen by miles!

Well done!